Adoption...
February 4, 2008 at 2:04 AM
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RampidByter
So I was thinking about adoption the other day while I was down at Target World. There was a lonely Bulgarian version of the AK-47 sitting there on the shelf with a price tag of just under $500. He was so cute with his wood stock, classic 36 round banana clip, and the classic intimidating look of something a terrorist operative would surely adorn themselves with. It was just fantastic. I couldn’t help but have a quick day dream of having the AK slung over my shoulder walking out of my house to take it for a spin at a friends farm, and just imagining what my neighbors must think. While it may not have been fully automatic (without some illegal modifications) it was still intimidating in it’s ability to fire semi-automatic rounds of 7.62mm slugs. Where accuracy may fail the gun the bullets shall surely make up for that fact. Anyway, I’m still drooling over the gun, but I’ll probably make the dumb (smart) choice in not acquiring it in exchange for putting the money towards new license plates when June comes round. Who knows, maybe in a state of weakness I’ll become the proud owner of my own terrorist starter kit weapon. Now only if I could grow a beard…